Celebrity Bites

It's a new category at Jenni-isms...for all (6) of my readers!

In today's Celebrity Bites we have the lovely and talented Mariah Carey. No, this isn't a post about her large breastices or her diva-demands (she apparently made two men LOWER her onto a sofa so as not to wrinkle her dress during an interview in London). In this video clip, Miss Butterfly seems to be channeling Anna Nicole Smith at the AMA's back in 2004. I'm thinking a little too much bubbly, but others are speculating possible drug use.

Personally? I think she's kind of a bimbo. The girl's got pipes but no class. Enjoy!

Gimme a T-R-A-M-P! What's that spell?

Check out Lohan. She is promoting her new line of leggings. Classy, no?
Why can't this girl just go away??!! Other than Mean Girls (which I love) she has had very little success (have you seen I Know Who Killed Me? Don't). Obviously this chick irks me. And who in their right mind would wear something like this??????

Gross. Blech. Ick.

You ARE the weakest link. Goodbye.

A Rant

Lindsay Lohan, please put on a bra.

Who knows why she is so famous (it's certainly not for her acting abilities). And I could care less who she chooses to hang out with or love for that matter. But her trend of going braless has me feeling disgusted and vexed. Sure, I can understand women with smaller breasts opting to not wear a bra (I may not agree with it, but if there isn't much there then I get it). But those of us who are more 'amply endowed' simply must wear a bra in public at all times. I don't care if they are fake and/or perky and you don't need the support--the point is that we shouldn't be able to SEE your assets at all times.

Ok, I know there are men who are absolutely loving Lindsay, "The Braless Wonder" (guess that Seinfeld episode) and there are even women who are commenting "if you've got 'em, flaunt 'em!" and to these people I say get some class.

You can afford a bra can't you, Lindsay? Cover up, please. Leave something to the imagination. Amen.